I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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