theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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