Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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