Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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