She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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