So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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