Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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