TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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