ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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