So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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