your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
