I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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