Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
