I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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