Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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