What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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