Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
As shirtless as possible
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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