I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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