I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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