How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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