God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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