Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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