I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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