what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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