I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
