I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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