Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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