i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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