I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
love makes seman taste better
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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