We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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