yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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