You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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