Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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