Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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