Barsexuality is the new black.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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