Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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