I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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