you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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