the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Randomize