A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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