Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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