Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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