The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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