Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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