Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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