yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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