Just cropdusted the office
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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