dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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