I'm gonna have a badass scar
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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