Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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