dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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