i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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