I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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