You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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