porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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